i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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I cannot help but reblog this beautiful photo oh my goodness.
i want this when im older & stable.
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this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
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if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
did it imprint him yet
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